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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
toldentops
palossssssand

he appeared to me in a dream

cornelius is a young immortal being, who was found by a woman(who I have not yet named) and taken. Set in a world where diseases have run rampant, there is an ever-growing need for cures. Being immortal, cornelius could not die, so the woman, in her zeal to find immortality for humans, performed countless horrible and excruciating experiments on cornelius. He is subject to an endless amount of pain and suffering, yet the woman’s motherly charm and spontaneous kindness makes cornelius grow fond of her, even though he is tortured time and time again. The woman makes him call her “mother” and he does so despite the woman’s cruelty. He is not able to make facial expressions and is only able to communicate through his ear shattering wails. 

Source: palossssssand
patrexes
lurkerviolin

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

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wouldsomebody

[ID: table going from 0-6 rating monsterfucker status, Kinsey-scale style.

“0: Has literally no desire to fuck any monsters whatsoever what the fuck

1: Prefers humans, but would consider fucking more humanoid monsters

2: Kinda prefers humans, but wouldn’t pass on the opportunity to fuck a cryptid

3: Equally likely to get caught riding a human or monster

4: Mostly into monsters, probably has a list of humans they want to blow their back out

5: Generally into monsters, can see why someone might like That One Human

6: Is currently trying to get rawed by at least two cryptids behind a denny’s”

An “X” rating is given at the end for “Doesn’t want to fuck monsters or humans.” Asexual representation is important!

end ID.]

Source: lurkerviolin